Poetry Game

Play word games, guessing games, etc.
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Sir Daniel
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Post by Sir Daniel »

If you don't like the taste of poop
You better avoid the soup
And if you feel the need to fart
Get away from the gas tank, please be smart...

A public service message from Linda, Jeff and Daniel

fluke - puke - wrinkle - tinkle
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Oh my, it was no fluke
Her face did make me puke
Looked like just one big wrinkle
In my new pants I surely did tinkle

spam-can-fright-night
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I have a car that runs on Spam
It goes much faster than a dragster can
But it takes 2 miles to stop, gave me quite the fright
So Ill be riding my bicycle to work every night

germs - worms - Mick Jaggar - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I know I got them germs
From eating all them ole worms
They me make dance just like Mick Jagger
And now I talk just like Arnold Schwarzenegger

stars-bar-hope-dope
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You said you saw stars
When you went into the bar
You said, "it's Bing Crosby and Bob Hope"
Naa, it's just Larry and Hank! YOU DOPE!!

Honda - Wanda - narley - Harley
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I really wanted to buy a Honda
But that wouldn't suit my girl Wanda
She's pretty big, mean and quite gnarly
So I got a 2nd mortgage and bought a Harley

flea-tree-lake-bake
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Post by I_Must_be_Broken »

naw im just bored, and im trying to get my mind off of things


I hate the classic Honda,
Kind of Wanda, <--- is that even a word
they arent as narley,
A the classic Harley,

Blacklight
glasses,
fright,
Passes
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Post by I_Must_be_Broken »

Oh look theres a flea,
Make sure not to rub up against the tree,
And stay away from the dark lake,
Stay in the sun because I wish you bake.

Make,
Fake,
Listen
Brighten
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Went blind due to my blacklight
So I went and got some glasses
But now I look like such a fright
My teachers won't give any passes


goose-loose-joint-point
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Has any one seen my goose
Somehow he got himself loose
I know he's in this joint
This is his way of proving a point


guide us * hide us * arthritis * delight us
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Will you please guide us
To a leader that can hide us
One who is not full of arthritis
And can dance a jig to delight us

coot-hoot-pollute-suit
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Come on you old coot
Holler and give a hoot!
But please please don't pollute
I think it be better to have the earth in a wetsuit


(kinda eck but I tried...really bad though...come on with something I can work with here lol!!!!)


Dart
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Drugs
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Once in my Dodge Dart
Ole Herman let out a fart
To recover they gave us drugs
(At least it killed the bugs)

happy * snappy * smile * trial
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Ole Herman was very happy
Feeling ornery and quite snappy
That big ole fart did make him smile
And he forgot about his air pollution trial


Tire-Fire-Smoke-Joke
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But Hermans fart caused the tire
To fall off and catch on fire
And in the middle of all that smoke
He let go another one, as a joke

harder * starter * sermon * Herman
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