Poetry Game

Sir Daniel · Post by **Sir Daniel** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:58 pm

If you don't like the taste of poop
You better avoid the soup
And if you feel the need to fart
Get away from the gas tank, please be smart...

A public service message from Linda, Jeff and Daniel

fluke - puke - wrinkle - tinkle

Jeff Guest · Post by **Jeff Guest** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:27 pm

Oh my, it was no fluke
Her face did make me puke
Looked like just one big wrinkle
In my new pants I surely did tinkle

spam-can-fright-night

Sir Daniel · Post by **Sir Daniel** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:51 pm

I have a car that runs on Spam
It goes much faster than a dragster can
But it takes 2 miles to stop, gave me quite the fright
So Ill be riding my bicycle to work every night

germs - worms - Mick Jaggar - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jeff Guest · Post by **Jeff Guest** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:57 pm

I know I got them germs
From eating all them ole worms
They me make dance just like Mick Jagger
And now I talk just like Arnold Schwarzenegger

stars-bar-hope-dope

Sir Daniel · Post by **Sir Daniel** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:12 pm

You said you saw stars
When you went into the bar
You said, "it's Bing Crosby and Bob Hope"
Naa, it's just Larry and Hank! YOU DOPE!!

Honda - Wanda - narley - Harley

Jeff Guest · Post by **Jeff Guest** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:19 pm

I really wanted to buy a Honda
But that wouldn't suit my girl Wanda
She's pretty big, mean and quite gnarly
So I got a 2nd mortgage and bought a Harley

flea-tree-lake-bake

I_Must_be_Broken · Post by **I_Must_be_Broken** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:20 pm

naw im just bored, and im trying to get my mind off of things

I hate the classic Honda,
Kind of Wanda, <--- is that even a word
they arent as narley,
A the classic Harley,

Blacklight
glasses,
fright,
Passes

I_Must_be_Broken · Post by **I_Must_be_Broken** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:24 pm

Oh look theres a flea,
Make sure not to rub up against the tree,
And stay away from the dark lake,
Stay in the sun because I wish you bake.

Make,
Fake,
Listen
Brighten

Jeff Guest · Post by **Jeff Guest** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:34 pm

Went blind due to my blacklight
So I went and got some glasses
But now I look like such a fright
My teachers won't give any passes

goose-loose-joint-point

Sir Daniel · Post by **Sir Daniel** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:18 pm

Has any one seen my goose
Somehow he got himself loose
I know he's in this joint
This is his way of proving a point

guide us * hide us * arthritis * delight us

Jeff Guest · Post by **Jeff Guest** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:58 am

Will you please guide us
To a leader that can hide us
One who is not full of arthritis
And can dance a jig to delight us

coot-hoot-pollute-suit

Quiet_Thunder · Post by **Quiet_Thunder** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:49 pm

Come on you old coot
Holler and give a hoot!
But please please don't pollute
I think it be better to have the earth in a wetsuit

(kinda eck but I tried...really bad though...come on with something I can work with here lol!!!!)

Dart
Fart
Drugs
Bugs

Sir Daniel · Post by **Sir Daniel** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:40 am

Once in my Dodge Dart
Ole Herman let out a fart
To recover they gave us drugs
(At least it killed the bugs)

happy * snappy * smile * trial

Jeff Guest · Post by **Jeff Guest** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:36 am

Ole Herman was very happy
Feeling ornery and quite snappy
That big ole fart did make him smile
And he forgot about his air pollution trial

Tire-Fire-Smoke-Joke

Sir Daniel · Post by **Sir Daniel** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:38 am

But Hermans fart caused the tire
To fall off and catch on fire
And in the middle of all that smoke
He let go another one, as a joke

harder * starter * sermon * Herman