Play word games, guessing games, etc.
Sir Daniel
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by Sir Daniel » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:58 pm
If you don't like the taste of poop
You better avoid the soup
And if you feel the need to fart
Get away from the gas tank, please be smart...
A public service message from Linda, Jeff and Daniel
fluke - puke - wrinkle - tinkle
Jeff Guest
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by Jeff Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:27 pm
Oh my, it was no fluke
Her face did make me puke
Looked like just one big wrinkle
In my new pants I surely did tinkle
spam-can-fright-night
Sir Daniel
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by Sir Daniel » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:51 pm
I have a car that runs on Spam
It goes much faster than a dragster can
But it takes 2 miles to stop, gave me quite the fright
So Ill be riding my bicycle to work every night
germs - worms - Mick Jaggar - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jeff Guest
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by Jeff Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:57 pm
I know I got them germs
From eating all them ole worms
They me make dance just like Mick Jagger
And now I talk just like Arnold Schwarzenegger
stars-bar-hope-dope
Sir Daniel
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by Sir Daniel » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:12 pm
You said you saw stars
When you went into the bar
You said, "it's Bing Crosby and Bob Hope"
Naa, it's just Larry and Hank! YOU DOPE!!
Honda - Wanda - narley - Harley
Jeff Guest
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by Jeff Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:19 pm
I really wanted to buy a Honda
But that wouldn't suit my girl Wanda
She's pretty big, mean and quite gnarly
So I got a 2nd mortgage and bought a Harley
flea-tree-lake-bake
I_Must_be_Broken
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Posts: 605 Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:10 pm
Location: In My Demented little Head
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by I_Must_be_Broken » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:20 pm
naw im just bored, and im trying to get my mind off of things
I hate the classic Honda,
Kind of Wanda, <--- is that even a word
they arent as narley,
A the classic Harley,
Blacklight
glasses,
fright,
Passes
I_Must_be_Broken
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Posts: 605 Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:10 pm
Location: In My Demented little Head
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by I_Must_be_Broken » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:24 pm
Oh look theres a flea,
Make sure not to rub up against the tree,
And stay away from the dark lake,
Stay in the sun because I wish you bake.
Make,
Fake,
Listen
Brighten
Jeff Guest
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by Jeff Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:34 pm
Went blind due to my blacklight
So I went and got some glasses
But now I look like such a fright
My teachers won't give any passes
goose-loose-joint-point
Sir Daniel
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by Sir Daniel » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:18 pm
Has any one seen my goose
Somehow he got himself loose
I know he's in this joint
This is his way of proving a point
guide us * hide us * arthritis * delight us
Jeff Guest
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by Jeff Guest » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:58 am
Will you please guide us
To a leader that can hide us
One who is not full of arthritis
And can dance a jig to delight us
coot-hoot-pollute-suit
Quiet_Thunder
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Posts: 219 Joined: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:02 pm
Location: Alabama
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by Quiet_Thunder » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:49 pm
Come on you old coot
Holler and give a hoot!
But please please don't pollute
I think it be better to have the earth in a wetsuit
(kinda eck but I tried...really bad though...come on with something I can work with here lol!!!!)
Dart
Fart
Drugs
Bugs
Sir Daniel
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by Sir Daniel » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:40 am
Once in my Dodge Dart
Ole Herman let out a fart
To recover they gave us drugs
(At least it killed the bugs)
happy * snappy * smile * trial
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by Jeff Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:36 am
Ole Herman was very happy
Feeling ornery and quite snappy
That big ole fart did make him smile
And he forgot about his air pollution trial
Tire-Fire-Smoke-Joke
Sir Daniel
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by Sir Daniel » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:38 am
But Hermans fart caused the tire
To fall off and catch on fire
And in the middle of all that smoke
He let go another one, as a joke
harder * starter * sermon * Herman