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Bill And Pete
Bill went walking
Right down the street
As he got down a ways
He came upon his friend Pete
Bill said "Pete that Eva Belle
She's as mean as she can be
She got mad at her mom
Then took it out on me!"
Pete said "I know what you mean
That Audrey can be mean too
She got mad at me the other day
Then started beating me with a shoe!"
"What are we going to do?"
"We have the two meanest girls around!"
It was just about that time
They heard something go snap on the ground
As they turned around and looked
Eva and Audrey were right there
They started hitting those boys with purses
As they both said "I'll show you how much I care !"
written 7/19/2014 by Norman Hale Jr.