I Searched For My Audrey

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norman
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I Searched For My Audrey

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I searched for my Audrey
Out on the race course
And when I found her
She was petting a horse

I searched for my Audrey
By a big pile of logs
And when I found her
She had a pack of dogs

I searched for my Audrey
My little Audrey Noel
And when I found her
She had a turtle by its shell

I searched for my Audrey
Out by the oak trees
And when I found her
She was playing with bees

I searched for my Audrey
But, that is just facts
And when I found her
She had a bunch of cats

I searched for my Audrey
Like some bad habits
And when I found her
She had a bunch of rabbits

I searched for my Audrey
By some old oil rigs
And when I found her
She was playing with pigs

I searched for my Audrey
By a bunch of toys
And when I found her
She was beating up boys

I searched for my Audrey
All around the town
And when I found her
She was chasing a clown

I searched for my Audrey
Out by the pool
And when I found her
She was beating up some fool

I searched for my Audrey
By a pile of bricks
And when I found her
She was playing with baby chicks

I searched for my Audrey
I searched most everywhere
And when I found her
She was asleep with her bear

written 6/22/2013 by Norman Hale Jr
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Hope
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Re: I Searched For My Audrey

Post by Hope »

Norman,
I Love this it brought a smile to my face. Audrey is my kind of little girl I am an animal lover except for some of the ones she was with LOL! This would make a Wonderful kids book!
God Bless You Eva
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B.J.Morbitzer
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Re: I Searched For My Audrey

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Norman.,
I really loved this one you posted.
This one made my day my friend.
GLYASDI
B.J.
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Sherbear
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Re: I Searched For My Audrey

Post by Sherbear »

Boy hon, there's no telling where she'd get off to! Wow, is she ever fast and into everything! :lol: :lol:
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