The Untold Tale about A Man

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The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:21 am

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The Untold Tale

Ladies & Gentlemen, little kids too!
Bullfrogs with hiccups who wear green shoes:
Sit right here and stand for awhile, there against the rail,
And I'll tell you a true story: Yes, a lie is what I'll tell:

Once there was an old man as young as he could be
Who loved to pick wild berries while sailing on the sea.
He drove his motorcycle across the ocean blue;
There he met a young maiden - older than he was, too!

They fell in love and married the day before their Wedding
And wanted to lived "ever after", but they kept on forgetting.
They bought a large house together: a small one bedroom apartment;
And kept all their belongings in their car, in the glove-compartment.

One day while it was nightime, his wife died while she was alive:
He bought her a beautiful coffin, she was dying to get inside.
The Preacher stuttered so badly, the funeral went 10 days & nights!
The man & his wife got impatient, and left without saying, "goodbye."

They lived a long time together, then died before they were born;
The moral of this story is: Dawn is full of CORN!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wrote this in 2005 while off work from the children's home and can you believe it, I asked the Lord for something goofy to make them laugh, and this came to mind. GOD is a lot of things and one of them is FUN! :D -Dawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Hope » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:55 am

Dawn,
You are so crazy, and full of fun this was something else, I enjoyed reading it I think LOL!
God Bless You Love Eva

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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Helen Herliana » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:40 am

Yes, Eva! That's our Dawn! that's the reason why we call her HAPPY DAWN! She spreads smiles and laughter all over the place. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:10 pm

Man O man Eva, you cracked me up when you said, "I enjoyed this I think." hahahahahahhaha! I know it's goofy, but you know how older kids are, they like this silly stuff. hahahahahahha, :lol: :D I'm still laughing at your funny self....you're so cute Eva!!!!!!!!!!! -Happy Dawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:14 pm

Awww Helen, that's a precious thought!!! O, that I would do that very thing: spread smiles & laughter...you are too generous my sweet, with your kind words....thank you a million. Hmmm, speaking of a million, Helen, I called Honey George in here to look at all the funny laughing faces you posted on here. hahahahahahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made me laugh so hard too!!!!!!!! Thank you Java girl for your love, and Father, thank you for Helen's sweet spirit, and Your sweet Spirit in her for us!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D -Happy Dawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by imfallingleaf » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:19 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my side, hahahahahahahahahahaha, snort, snort, hahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: snort, snort!!!! This is a real rib buster Dawn!!!! ahahaha!!! Thanks, I need to laugh!!!!
I love you gal!! YU is reel fune!! YU her me? FUNE!! :lol: Hey! This her's gat ta stp!! I ate bens last evening and theys a tooting, and my man, dun run fur hes lif out dat darn dor coghen hims fol hed off!! :lol: :lol: :lol: snort snort snort!!!! Oppps, dag gone de pends, dun spung a lek!!!hahahahah :lol:

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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:54 pm

Hey there Sherry, next time, better wear 2 pair! :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks so much for reading this even though it probably made you cross-eyed. Wasn't that funny what Eva & Helen said? They're a hoot, like you. :) -HappyDawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Janice Kennedy » Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P :roll: :P
I just don'ts knows abou' yous gurl. :idea: :!:
Your olds bullfrog has more teeths than me...Heeheeheeeeeeeeeee.
Yours make me laugh til my head falls off and rolls across the floor.

Love and Blessings Jolly Jan ))(( :lol: :lol: :roll: :lol: :lol: )))(((
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by tork » Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:02 pm

Thank you for the Laugh and the giggles, I am sure everyone thats either heard or read this have had a smile wider then a mile . Thank you for the Mirth :D

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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bullfrog with teeth, who'da thought a' such a thing! hahahahha!!!!!!
What is this world coming to anyway? Oh ya-uh, an end! -Dawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Shirley Shaw » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:36 pm

GOLLY GEE DAWN;
THIS ONE IS TOTALLY GONE.
IT MADE ME SMILE
FOR A MILE.
A BULLFROG WITH TEETH
HOW CUTE AWESOME AND NEAT.
REALLY LOVED THIS LITTLE TREAT.
VERY SWEET..
"GOD BLESS'.
LOVE, SHIRLEY ANN SHAW...

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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by ImSaved2 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:57 pm

Too cute!!! This is just like life; full of contradictions, twists, and turns;and in the end.... You just got to laugh!!! We might as well laugh at ourselves, after all everyone else is laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: This is so much fun, jolly, and light hearted!!! Just what I needed at the end of a lllllooooonnnng day!!!
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:44 am

Hi Tork, so glad you liked this silly tale. Hope your bwains ain't too messed up from it. My granddaughter thinks I need "serious counselling. :lol: :lol: She lets me know this often....with a grin or two. :D Thanks alot for stopping by...enjoyed your visit Kevin. -Happy Dawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:48 am

Hi Shirley Ann, it was a treat for me for you to visit this silliness tale. I enjoyed your funny poem too....a bullfrog with teeth, who-da-thunk-of-it? I have enjoyed your "GOD's Green Earth poem that starts out "Thank you Lord" all week. Seriously, I have it sitting on my island in the kitchen, to read over and over. That poem is a tremendous blessing Shirley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dawn
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Re: The Untold Tale about A Man

Post by Happy Holmes1 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:52 am

HA! Jeanetters, like your brains weren't scrambled enough with all that algebra, you had to read this?! :lol: Glad you made it through it without splattering our screens. Praying for clarity of thought for school for you. Been sent to the principle yet......you class clown you! hahahaha! I'm very proud of you girl, rock on! So good to see you here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel honored that you visited me too. YEAH! :D :!: :D :!: )))((( -Happy Dawn
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