Flying Moo Cows

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Flying Moo Cows

Post by norman » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:22 am

Flying Moo Cows


One year all the people
Were badly staving
And all the reindeer
Where shot by bad marvin

So old Santa
Went to a local farm
To borrow some moo cows,thinking
It could work with his charm

The farmer asked "Old man,
Are you crazy? moo cows can't fly
For they are way too heavy
And have no gumption to even try

But Santa had no choice
So, he rented the moo cows for a week
To test his spells on them
He tried until he was red in the cheeks

Then came along a little elf
That calmed the moo cows down
She put on the harnesses
But they was stubborn to stay down

Then she whispered in each ear
Just a few little words
Before you knew it
They were flying like birds

Santa asked the elf
What did you do, you did that so well
She said " I whispered many kids depend on you,
And by the way my name is audrey noel

So it wasn't long
Until Santa took a test run
He drove them over that farmers house
And another time just for fun

So if you see Santa going by
In a sleigh pulled by moo cows
It might be quite a site
At least now you'll know how


oh yeh watch out for the cow patties
merry christmas

written 12/7/2014 by Norman Hale Jr.
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A GENIOUS
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
BUT OUR WORDS OF POETRY
IS JUST OUR EXPESSION TOOL

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