Smarty Britches

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Smarty Britches

Post by sillysal » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:20 pm

Smarty Britches
by Sandra S. Corona


Smarty britches, smarty britches
pants are chaffing, Shirley itches.
Pants are too tight on the misses.
Bending—clever—to find clover. It’s all over.
Back seams rip
and cheeks pop-over.
Left one’s Blue, “Boo-hoo!”
The right one’s Drover!

Smarty blue jeans, smarty blue jeans
what’s your sport? Are you full of beans?
You’re only thin in wishes, dreams.
Hands-clasped hiney (not so tiny) seeking cover
for each other.
Fish line? Funny!
This pair’s over
ripped on clover.

Smarty khaki, Smarty khaki
give a little, please stretch honey.
Both cheeks bulging isn’t funny
Bending—clever—to find clover. It’s all over.
Back seams rip
and cheeks pop-over--
Blue stinks (of gas);
Drover’s just an a_s!

Smarty britches, Smarty britches
you are too new, fabric twitches.
“STRETCH!” I’m blushing rosy misfits.
“Is my brain vast?” Turned jelly … fast! “Did hiney BLAST?”

“No! Why’d you ask?”

“You want the facts?”

“Exposed at last! Brainy arse my a_s!”

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Post by Richey » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:47 pm

cute!!! that was real cute!!

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Post by Deborah Lynne » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:57 am

LMREO!!!!!! So funny, Sandy! Loved it!
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Post by DeaconSteve » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:18 am

That was a cute one Sandy. Loved it.
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