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Pitch Fork

Post by sillysal » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:16 pm

Pitch Fork
by Sandra S. Corona


Do you know where I'd like to pitch this fork?
I prefer 'beef' but, somehow, I got 'pork'.
To keep me happy, keep me in 'the pink'
the hog should shower instead of stink.
The more I do, the more he makes me work ...
I'm beginning to think he's such a jerk!
Dare I tell you how I scrub the laundry
while he says I lounge eating sweets, candy?
Then he has the nerve to get HOT, randy!

You have three guesses where I'd pitch this fork.
I dare not say the place ... he'd blow a cork.
He thinks 'as a granny,' I should dress 'down.'
Pushed much further, I'll dress as a clown
or, better yet, dust in evening gowns.
Who cares if they 'talk' in these little towns?
I want to smile again ... perhaps go dance.
He promises, then says, "There is no chance."
What is a couple when there's no romance?

Can't tell you where I'd like to pitch this thing.
Played right we make music. Oh, we both sing.
I scrub the baseboards and towel dry the floor
but why live a life like this evermore?
We only have one life, let's enjoy it ...
why clean inside out--feeling a misfit?
Going to stick this fork where the sun don't shine.
Let others sit around working and whine.
They can waste their lives; I'm not wasting mine!
Last edited by sillysal on Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Post by Deborah Lynne » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:19 pm

I LOVE IT!!!!! Great attitude in this one, Sandy!!! :lol:
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Post by bradmurphyackermanms » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:37 pm

LOL That was way too cute, Sandy!!! lmbo. I've felt that fork a few times back in the days!!! lol

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Post by Dreamtime » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:49 am


For your beautiful poem. So many ways to use the pitch Fork. Good use for my garden....... Very helpful Sandy. Maybe you should send me yours.
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