Should I Tell? -- Humorous Romance -- clipart

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sillysal
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Should I Tell? -- Humorous Romance -- clipart

Post by sillysal » Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:24 pm

Should I Tell?
by Sandra S. Corona

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Should I tell my sweetheart
my teeth are in a dish?
Should I keep him guessing
that my picture’s remiss?
I sent him a sweetie
from my Sears catalog.
I feared if he saw me
he would flee the country

Should I tell my sweetheart
the truth about my age?
Should I leave him wanting
someone who isn’t sage?
I framed that cut-out well.
My wrinkles rival hogs.
He’s coming in a spell.
Says first he’s washing well.

Should I tell my sweetheart
I’m as blind as a bat?
Should I play as “grandma”
until he hangs his hat?
He sent me a picture
though was slow … hemmed and hawed.
Told Beau I was richer
shorter, a school teacher.

Should I tell my sweetheart
I lie well? It’s an art.

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Post by dreamergirl » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:19 pm

:lol: :lol: funny!
Eva

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Post by Deborah Lynne » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:07 am

ROTFL!!!! That was so funny, Sandy!!! I love your silly humor pieces!!!! They crack me up!!! Loved this one!!! Love the pic, too!! Perfect combo!!!
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Post by Miss Caroline » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:53 am

That's a cute one, Sandy. I'll have to use that picture for me. :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it !!!
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Post by Jeri » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:24 am

You are a pleasure to read. This is just too funny. I love the clipart and your writes fit them to a t.
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