Beau, Regards --- Humorous Romance -- clipart

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sillysal
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Beau, Regards --- Humorous Romance -- clipart

Post by sillysal » Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:22 pm

Beau, Regards
by Sandra S. Corona

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Some people truly deserve one another--mate to 'Should I Tell?'.
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Dang, I can’t bend over, remove my boots.
Oh, well, at least I don’t have boogers, coots
and the bottom line is my rear still toots.
I can eat without teeth. Think she’ll give a hoot?
Wrote a letter to my sweetheart--
she’s pretty, quite a work of art!
Think she’ll give me a kiss, sugar
or will she faint, turn ill at heart?
I ‘fudged’ a little on my part
signed it Beau, regards!

Dang, haven’t combed my hair since way back when.
Of course, I haven’t had a girl since then.
Meg says she lacks experience with men.
I’ll teach her what I know. Oh, how I’ll grin.
I bought a guy, framed, for Meg
whose praise near made me lay an egg.
Called ‘Pa’ in forty-six, got ‘fixed.
Don’t want kids ‘round my neck or leg.
Haven’t any since ninety—pled--
want it! Beau, regards.

Dang, nearly gave up spitting in a pot
but what if Meg, like me, has lied a lot?
If she can get my boots off, dang, whoopee
I wouldn’t care at all if she’s ugly.
I called her on the telephone
to see if she was home alone.
I even tossed my ear wax out!
Will Meg laugh, faint when we lay prone?
What if she’s way out of my zone?
Brother! Beau, regards!

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Post by dreamergirl » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:20 pm

LOL! :lol:
Eva

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Post by Deborah Lynne » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:26 am

:lol: Loved this one so much, Sandy!!!! So very cute and funny!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! Luv ya, my friend!!!
Deborah Lynne

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I am not perfect. I am a work in progress. I have the greatest carpenter who ever
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His name is Jesus Christ.

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Post by Dreamtime » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:49 am

Fantastic!!!! Sandy is at her best!

Beau, regards

From the land down under
~ Friendship, Love and Prayers .... thematic in theory, are they put into action?~

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Post by Miss Caroline » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:17 am

Loved this one too Sandy. Showed the art to my husband. He didn't laugh when I suggested it was him. :lol: :lol: :lol:
GOD loves You, and so do I.

Luv Ya

CAROL
In God, all things are possible.Luke 17: 27

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Post by Jeri » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:22 am

Hi sillysal,
This is so funny. I love it. The picture is just too cute.
God's touch
Jeri
peace to you all

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