Bass In A Sling

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Bass In A Sling

Post by sillysal » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:46 pm

Bass In A Sling
by Sandra S. Corona


I’ve got my bass in a sling.
I’m towing it behind me—
dare not let go
ho-ho-ho …
'twould crush the snow.

Please don’t ask about my bass.
(Yes, something smells patoooey.)
Sling shivers so
ho-ho-ho …
one would think I’d let ‘er go.

I dare not run, shake my bass.
invite watchers to party.
I’ve too much class
ho-ho-ho …
to release that savage mass.

Way too many folks stop, ask,
“What’s in that sling on your rear?”
Hand a mirror
“Any clearer?”


Now I’m dragging that old bass!
Move aside and let us pass.

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Post by Deborah Lynne » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:19 pm

A bass in a sling............? Very cute!!!! I enjoyed reading this. Made me laugh!!!!! :lol:
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Post by bradmurphyackermanms » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:01 pm

That was very cute, Sandy!!! A fish in a sling!! I'm bowed over laughing!! lol

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Post by Miss Caroline » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:23 pm

A bass Without the B. HO HO HO. Love it . cute cute cute.........
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