Imagine a dog named Farkle and the trouble he gets into.

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sillysal47
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Imagine a dog named Farkle and the trouble he gets into.

Post by sillysal47 » Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:24 pm

Farkle Was His Name, Oh

I had a dog raised from a pup
Farkle was his name … oh
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP!’
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
He chewed on grass, then Fark threw up.
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
He chewed on grass, then Fark threw up.
Laid on the ground … spread belly up.
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
He chewed on grass, then Fark threw up.
Laid on the ground … spread belly up.
Fark saw a fly, lickety split
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
He chewed on grass, then Fark threw up.
Laid on the ground … spread belly up.
Fark saw a fly, lickety split.
It was a bumble bee he spit.
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
He chewed on grass, then Fark threw up.
Laid on the ground … spread belly up.
Fark saw a fly, lickety split.
It was a bumble bee he spit
stuffing from other end flew, flit.
Farkle was his name … oh.
I had a dog raised from a pup
and momma yelled ‘shut that mutt UP’
and toilet water he liked to sup!
He chewed on grass, then Fark threw up.
Laid on the ground … spread belly up.
Fark saw a fly, lickety split.
It was a bumble bee he spit
stuffing from other end flew, flit.
Mom gave that dog away … it poo!
Farkle was his name … oh.
Farkle was his name … oh.
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Re: Imagine a dog named Farkle and the trouble he gets into.

Post by Hope » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:21 am

Sally,
This was so cute and so funny. Farkle was a very playful dog!


God Bless You Eva

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