MISSUS Claus

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sillysal
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MISSUS Claus

Post by sillysal » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:55 pm

Merry Christmas to all!

MISSUS Claus!
by Sandra S. Corona

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Jolly, smiley, Missus Claus---shopping---ran up quite a bill.
“Elves dislike computers although I-pods give a thrill.”
Santa lost his smile. Said Missus, “Santa Claus, get real!
Memory chips are Hot!
The things we’ve made are NOT!
Sit, try out this toy, Dear.
It’s truly Hot this year.”
Santa, a runabout, loved joy riding on his sleigh.
Missus grinned, “You’re always going away. Please … not today.”
They were white-haired and plump
though neither was a grump.
Worked or ate all the day.
Snow won’t melt pounds away.
Santa sneezed, fell to his knees---his Missus is driving
three thousand times lights’ speed.---wrinkles and weight go flying.
Wayward winds whip fiercely and pure, white snow is blinding.
Thru a carwash they ZOOM,
pick up a witch’s broom.
Frozen clothes crack and tear
falling here and there.
Missus got a speeding ticket from a comet, star:
“You got to get some clothes, Miss. I don’t care WHO you are!”
She finished her deliveries in a rental car.
Once home Santa gasped, loud
his Missus drew a crowd.
Swaddled in a blanket
still folks exclaimed and ‘wowed’.

Unwrapping his present,
Santa smiled his consent.
Christmas Eve is yours, dear
till then, stay quite near.

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Last edited by sillysal on Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Deborah Lynne
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Post by Deborah Lynne » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:10 pm

Love it, Sandy!!!! SOOOOOO Funny!!! Keep 'em coming!!!
Deborah Lynne

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I am not perfect. I am a work in progress. I have the greatest carpenter who ever
lived repairing me. Do you know Him?
His name is Jesus Christ.

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