I Am A Lady!

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Sherbear
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I Am A Lady!

Post by Sherbear » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:49 am

I Am A Lady!

I am a lady much refined,
I wear my jewels all the time!
But I have a problem don't you know?
And if you have a cure please tell me so!

Even though I am so fine,
My dainty feet stink all the time!
I wash them in the finest soap,
But for my feet there is no hope!

I just don't know what to do,
My feet smell bad--oh my! PU!
I soak them in rose water for hours,
But alas my feet don't smell like flowers!

Won't someone tell me what to do?
Cause my poor feet smell like a zoo!
Yes, I'm a lady much refined,
Who has stinky feet all the time!

By,
Sherry Falling Leaf Jones
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Re: I Am A Lady!

Post by norman » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:29 pm

lmao yep and they make your breath stink when you put your foot in your mouth like you do quite often around me lol
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A GENIOUS
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
BUT OUR WORDS OF POETRY
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Re: I Am A Lady!

Post by Sherbear » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:26 pm

:shock: Gee thanks honey, I love you too!!!! lol...Brat... :lol: :lol: :P

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Re: I Am A Lady!

Post by Hope » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:18 am

Sherry,
This is so funny and made me smile. You are going to have to keep those feet covered and no one but you will ever know! LL!

God Bless You Love Eva

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