your Captain Is Speaking

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norman
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your Captain Is Speaking

Post by norman » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:55 pm

The phone rang today
And I answered it with hello
It said "your captain is speaking
You've won a trip to and fro"

He said "you won a trip to the bahamas"
Where al the lovely ladies like to play
And I was thinking, with those bikinis
I just might be tempted to stay

Though I know it's a scam
I get the call at least once a week
But to dream of all those ladies
could get one weak in the knees

Now some of those ladies
Their cup size might be small
While others are so huge
But I won't mind if I watch them all

Some of the ladies have the right curves
And some walk with a booty shake
But watch out for the heavy ones
When they sit the earth might quake

Now don't get me wrong
The heavy ones need lovings too
And if you treat them with disrespect
They might come and sit on you

written 1/17/2013 by Norman Hale Jr.
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A GENIOUS
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
BUT OUR WORDS OF POETRY
IS JUST OUR EXPESSION TOOL

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Hope
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Re: your Captain Is Speaking

Post by Hope » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:34 pm

Norman,
You are so funny!!! I get that call also and as soon as I hear that ship horn I hang up LOL!

God Bless You Eva

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Brenda Pike
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Re: your Captain Is Speaking

Post by Brenda Pike » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:31 pm

NORMAN, YOUR TO FUNNY. I GET THOSE CALLS TO AND LIKE EVA, WHEN I HEAR THAT HORN I HANG UP. TO DREAM OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THE BEACH, FRIEND IT ISN'T LIKE YOU FASTACIZE, MOST MEN
S BRAIN WORK THAT WAY. WHAT YOU GET IS THE BRITISH SUBJECTS HANGING AFTER YOU AND PICKING YOUR POCKECTS AND EVEN THE WOMEN LURE YOU TO THE ROOM TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR CASH. SO BEWARE MY FRIEND, REMEMBER MOST OF THE COUNTRIES THINK AMERICAN'S ARE STUPID ANYWAY. OUR ADMINSTRATION HAS REALLY GAVE US A GOOD REPUTATION. SINCERELY, BRENDA

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Re: your Captain Is Speaking

Post by Sherbear » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:44 am

Funny Honey.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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