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Foolproof Plans For Raising Nucular Chickens...

Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:13 pm
by Sir Daniel
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F O O L P R O O F
P L A N S
F O R
R A I S I N G
N U C L E A R
C H I C K E N S


(As Pets..)




Nuclear chickens are NOT easy to raise
From Devon to Daytona, they happen to be the latest craze
From the bums in slum alleys, to political rallies in Central Park
Everyone, it seems, wants a chicken that glows in the dark..

A nuclear chicken starts off, of course, as a nuclear egg
For that you will need plutonium, it might be a good idea to beg
Some third world mad scientist who wants to settle a score
Or who knows, perhaps Uncle Buddy has some plutonium in his underwear drawer

Once you find the plutonium, you hide it inside a sock
Then you wait till real late at night and sneak into your flock
Look for a hen who has settled comfortably into her nest
Be careful with your arms, she just might protest..

Assure her that the glow is nothing she should worry about
Tell her you will love her even after her feathers have fallen out
Visit her occasionally... whatever itch's, don't scratch
Be ready in three weeks when it's time for the eggs to hatch..

Moving momma chicken at this time might be a good bet
The sight of two headed glowing babies could make her upset
Handle them very carefully, try not to excite
They may look cute and cuddly, but they have one mean bite..

Let them run around inside your house, they get charged up when they play
Five minutes in front of your lamp will give it enough power to run all day
There you have it, my friend, If you follow these rules you should have no regrets
From my foolproof plans for raising nuclear chickens (as pets..)


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Re: Foolproof Plans For Raising Nucular Chickens...

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:48 pm
by Linner
You is goofy !! Glow in the dark pet chickens !! I wonder what their poopies will look like all over everything, Daniel !! Thee knows a chicken is a frequent go-er !! Or should I say glow-er ?? That mention you made of not scratching if you itch ?? Them baby chickies have the sharpest li'l ol' nails you'd ever like to see !! Pretty soon, the whole family and the inside of the house will be lit up like Christmas !! Lol...you is goofy, and this was fun !!!

Love, Linner :D :) :lol: :wink:

Re: Foolproof Plans For Raising Nucular Chickens...

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:30 pm
by Jeff Guest
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nothin better than Fwyed Atomic Shicken, well maybe a poem by The Mad Scientist!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Foolproof Plans For Raising Nucular Chickens...

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:18 am
by Happy Holmes1
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sir Daniel, yous funny!!!!!!!!! You come up with the most hilarious & creative stories and the Lord gives you a wonderful gift of this and putting it into poem. You are a lot of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing and getting our giggler going for the day! :lol: :lol: Honey George will get a kick out of this too. I bet Gregory Peck would like this one too. hee hee, get it? Dem nuclear chickens oughta help us get some frequent fryer miles as well, huh? :roll: :roll: :)
-Dawn

Re: Foolproof Plans For Raising Nucular Chickens...

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:48 pm
by Linner
HEY HOLMESY....SOME OF THEM NUCLEAR CHIKKINS WOULD LOOK KINDA PRETTY RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR YARD AT NIGHT....MAYBE THEY SLEEP IN THE DAYTIME AND COME ALIVE WHEN THE SUN GOES TO BED !! LOOK REAL PRETTY SHINING UP YOUR FLOWER !! :lol: :wink: