~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

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~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

Post by Jeff Guest » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:39 pm

~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

The drum beat of my farts
How they stir my native soul
Which ever hip I lift to the sun
Is the direction that they blow

Some say I got a drop of Cherokee
Dancing somewhere in my blood
If they heard the beat of my fanny
They’d know their misunderstood

For I’m a 100% Indian Warrior
I’ll always do my ancestral part
A safe distance from the campfire
Play the drum beats of my farts!!!



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"For God’s mercy reaches unto the heavens, and His truth unto the clouds" (Psalm 57:10, NKJV).

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Post by Linner » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:51 pm

Jeff Guest wrote:~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

The drum beat of my farts
How they stir my native soul
Which ever hip I lift to the sun
Is the direction that they blow

Some say I got a drop of Cherokee
Dancing somewhere in my blood
If they heard the beat of my fanny
They’d know their misunderstood

For I’m a 100% Indian Warrior
I’ll always do my ancestral part
A safe distance from the campfire
Play the drum beats of my farts!!!



Jeff "Coyotehunchleg" Guest © 2009

Cain't get my mind around why anyone would call ya "Coyotehunchleg" when the perfickly obvious one is plain old "Tom Tom" !! Or, "Tom Tom Who Stands Away From Fire", 'er somethin' like that thar !! My gosh, but it's good to see some of your lovely poetry agin, Jeffwies !! It is so beautiful in its raw self...I jist cain't stand it, I got tears in my eyes and I am not ashamed to say so !!!!

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Post by Brenda Pike » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:01 am

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JEFF GUEST, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU DEAR MAN. THIS IS IN BAD TASTE AND AWEFUL POEM TO PUT ON HUGS A CHRISTIAN SITE. HAVE YOU GONE MAD AND THAT REBEL LOOK SURE ISN'T PRETTY EITHER. THIS IS MY OPINION JEFF, WHAT THE HECK FIRE HAS HAPPENED TO YOU????? NOW IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY UGLY YOU HAVE MY EMIL ADDRESS SO PLEASE EMAIL ME PRIVATLY SO WE CAN GET DOWN TO THE NEETTIE GRITTIE ON THIS. I'M SHOCKED. ALL THESE MONTHS YOU'VE BEEN OFF OF HUGS AND NOW YOU APPEAR WITH THIS FARTING POEM, GIVE ME A BREAK. THERE IS BETTER IN YOU THAN THIS. SINCERELY BRENDA

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Post by Jeff Guest » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:59 am

Number 1, this is a poetry site that Christian folks can attend & share, it has never been a Christian Website...Number 2, this is a fun poem in the funny poetry section for that reason...Number 3, I'm here everyday monitoring the posts for spam & answering pm's...Number 4, it's my business how I choose to look and don't care what you think...You would think a bible practicing Christian such as yourself would be a little less judgmental!!!
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Post by Brenda Pike » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:54 pm

WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH JEFF FOR YOUR INTELLIGENT COMMENT. I REALLY DON'T PRACTING BIBLE THRUMPING LIKE MANY DO. BUT THANKS FOR CLARIFING YOUR POINT OF VIEW. JUDGEMENTAL, NO JUST STATING A FACT. I WAS CERTAINLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THIS WAS A CHRISTIAN SITE. NO APOLOGY FROM EITHER OF US AS THESE ARE MY VIEWS AND OPINIONS AND YOUR TOO. BRENDA

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Post by Jeff Guest » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:27 pm

Your more than welcome, always do my best to enlighten folks to the facts, and apologizing for doing nothing wrong never entered my mind!!! Have a great day!!!
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Post by DeaconSteve » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:39 pm



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Personally Jeff, I think your poem is very funny, and I for one am grateful that I am able to fart. Having IBS, that is a godsend for me, releasing the gas eases the pain in my stomach. Enjoyed this very much. Thanks you sharing. God bless.

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Post by Chee Chee Martin » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:00 pm

Now I thought I smelled something kinda rank the other day!! :-) I'm supposing those storms ya'll had up North blew that odor clear on down here to Alabama!! Had to go fetch me a clothspin to put on my nose!! Do us southerners a favor and point those cheeks towards Iraq next time you feel you gotta blow!!! Talk about a weapon of mass destruction ~ you've got it!! Hee-hee!! :-) I must say sweet cheeks, you's looking mighty different!! I like that rugged look though!!! Suits you to a tee you rascal you!! Hee-hee!! :-) Miss hearing from ya!! But, no pun intended, looks like you're doing fine!! :-) Hugs ~ Chee :-)

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Post by Linner » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:07 am

HEE HEEE !!! IT PASSED THROUGH KAINTUCKY, TOO, CHEE !! MAN, DAT JEFFWIES, HE CAN SURE MAKE A 'STRONG' IMPRESSION, CAN'T HE ??? HEE HEEEEE !!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Jeff Guest » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:55 pm

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa, glad you all enjoyed this goofy little poem, thanks a bunch!!!
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Re: ~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

Post by Sir Daniel » Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:16 pm

Jeff, it should be mentioned that even the great Shakesphere (spelling?) wrote a poem about flagulance (the fancy french term for farts..) however it was not quite up to the standard that Romeo and Juliet or Henry VIII... still it was enjoyed by his contemparys (well.. the ones that were NOT sitting in the room when he read it..)

you do know they make medicine to help you control it?

enjoyed, in some wild unusual twisted funny but semi odd roundabout strange way..

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Post by Jeff Guest » Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:15 pm

Thank Ya Sir, didn't know that bout ole whats his face, just tryin to embrace the native blood that flows wildly thru- my rear!!! It's a compliment to the cook to sing from your backside in our tribe!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Linner » Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:37 pm

( much more so than a huge burp with the possibility of up-chuck !!! Cook would consider that to have been a waste of good cookin' !!! :lol: )
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Re: ~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

Post by norman » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:35 pm

LOL
nice one here jeff
nope you're not the first one that got downed for a fart poem lol
and i'm sure you won't be the last

sounds like you've been eatin beans and watching
the old comedy western with slim pickins in it
"blazing saddles"
they was around the campfire eatin beans and tootin away lmao
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Re: ~ Drum Beat Of My Farts ~

Post by Jeff Guest » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:52 pm

Haahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, thanks Norm, gotta love Blazing Saddles!!!
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